Tumblr (3.0; @gayngstaz)http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/<p>John Jacob Jingle Hymer Shmit? Nigga, who named theyre kid that?? I bet whoeva named thier kid John Jacob jingle hymer shmit goes to da knitting club wit hiz gramma wile listenin to soft country pop in his lil mini cooper wile he drives da speed limit to be safe. I bet he wears hiz seatbelt an always watchez fer padestrians. His numba 1 idol is hanna montanna and he always has da best of bolth worlds wen he goes to knit pink sweaters wit hearts and jewels on dem.</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21744015002http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21744015002Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:18:56 -0400JohnJacobJingleHymerShmitIsAStupidNameAndWhateverNiggaNamesTheriKidDatGoesKnittingWitHisGrammaAndDrivesAMiniCooperAndListensToHanna<p>Aye, Happy 4/20 an all dat jazz.</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21473065265http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21473065265Fri, 20 Apr 2012 22:53:08 -0400AyeIts420AndPotAndWeBeSmokinLotsToniteAndIGotzASpecialBrownieYo<p>Eh, Holmes just poppa smack ass what&#8217;s diggy?</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21401983802http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21401983802Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:40:14 -0400JustinBeiberLikes2GoInDaMedowsAndSingToHimselfLikeALonelyPoop<p>Sum times u gotta grab life by the nads an say, &#8220;Yo, nigga, you be trippin&#8217;. Y don&#8217;t you go take a bath wit all yo lil gurly bath saltz and take a cup of tea wit u and stare at yo Justin beiber and skottey mic-creery posterz wile you daydream about froliking throu da meadows wit budderflies and litening bugz and leave me da fuck alone!&#8221;</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21350820625http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21350820625Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:53:42 -0400LifeNeedTaLearnALessonGrabItByItsNadsAndTellItToTakeABathWitBathSatlsWithTeaWileLookinAtYoJustinBieberAnd<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nnjfou7Q1r3gh8ro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Yo’ thugz laff 2.</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21311923999http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21311923999Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:46:52 -0400DisBitchLindseyLohanIsFugginCrayBroLolPieceAShit<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28ys6tSea1rtyrm6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wut it sound like when thugs cri!? <br/> CRI?<br/> BITCH, thugz don’t cry! Even if dis shit is gunz and da gun powder! Guns ar a true thugs action figurez! I bet whoever made dis goes around with da nayberhood boys playin da pink power ranger wile imajining dat hez gettin laid by da yello power ranger wile hez in da enchanted forrest in da 7 dwarfs house.</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21257159740http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21257159740Tue, 17 Apr 2012 01:37:52 -0400ThugsDontCryBitchWeHaveGunsForFunWeAintNoPinkAndYellowPowerRangersPlayingWitLittleBoysLikePussieshttp://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21256934236http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21256934236Tue, 17 Apr 2012 01:30:42 -0400What'sFreshHomie?youNeedSomeThugAdviceUBestBeShootinDemQuestionsAtATruThugRightHurr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vugyopTY1r3j1kso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wut. Wut is dis? Ice cube? Dis nigga ain’t no thug. He be a lil ladybug dat goez up 2 little girlz so they can count all his lil polka dots on his bak and lets little boyz play wit his wings in da playground wile dey play hop skoch at resess after dey eat theyr little lunchez wit da sacks of milk to help helthy bones.</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21252446956http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21252446956Mon, 16 Apr 2012 23:41:00 -0400IceCubeAintNoDamnThugHeJustALittleLadyBugWitLittleBoysPlayingWithHisWings<p>Titanic? Dat shit cray man. I bet leo decaprio eats sugar cookiez and catches sunshine in bottlez for da rainy days so he dont hav to cry in da corner wit all his stuffd animalz and cri to his mommy. He needs ta grow a pair, cuz I coudda ezily survivd Dat cold watter!</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21201648203http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21201648203Mon, 16 Apr 2012 03:03:44 -0400TitanicIsWhack!LeoDecaprioIzAPussyHeColletcsSunshines<p>Dis nigga Nikki Manaj. He&#8217;s cray man. Dis brotha can spit da shit like a thug. He prolly got all da bitches.</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21170489305http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21170489305Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:26:14 -0400NikkiManajNiggaIsCrayBrothaCanSpitShitLikeAThugGotAllDaBitchesToo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1wea4504T1rrhrago1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Aye, dem niggaz know whats hood! Dey no little butterflyz froliking thru da medowz eatin all da pollin like it some angel food cake. Dey be rollin in onea dem low riderz. But not da 1z dat george Lopez be rollin in, yo’</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21167775773http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21167775773Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:43:10 -0400CheckOutDeezNiggazDeyBeTightDeyNoWhatsHoodTheyAintNoButterflysInDaMedowsWithAngelFoodCake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rtpywl6y1rnucdbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yee, boi! Dat mama know wut she talkin’ bout. Yo friends ain’t no lil panseys with glitter on da pettles wit team jacob makin’ wishes on each 1. Day be bad ass gangstaz that’ll bust a cap up yo ass if u dont know what’s good!</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21134742564http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21134742564Sun, 15 Apr 2012 02:48:23 -0400DatBitchKnowWutSheTalkinBoutDemDamnPansysWithTeamJacobhttp://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21134491238http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21134491238Sun, 15 Apr 2012 02:40:25 -0400FinnaHoopniggaWhosdownInDaHood?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i6ugSgEC1rtkefso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Y’all, check it. Our new bands album cover. We calld Thugs n’ Hugs. Chek out our honeyy </p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21128560994http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21128560994Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:23:04 -0400ayeyoournewalbumcoverwecalledthugsnhugschekoutouhoney<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hfyqXPGZ1rtkefso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cromagnonmangoescamping.tumblr.com/post/21100004406/reblogging-because-why-is-this-in-the-bears-tag" class="tumblr_blog">cromagnonmangoescamping</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Reblogging because why is this in the bears tag?</p> <p>Also what the fuck.</p> <p>Also this was tagged with “HIPSTER” and “YOLO”</p> <p>Also *koala</p> <p>Also…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hj6fyNv51qbuqyt.png"/></p></blockquote> <p>Yeee DASSIT. You know wussup. Yolo, nigg!</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21109257853http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21109257853Sat, 14 Apr 2012 18:37:25 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/13832971" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Dat soup he be spittin’. Dat soul.</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21103707488http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21103707488Sat, 14 Apr 2012 16:57:58 -0400Lil bMyHomeboyBeSpittinDatSoup<p>Bust a cap on da map. What&#8217;s Gucci?</p>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21103568375http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21103568375Sat, 14 Apr 2012 16:55:28 -0400WhatsGucciMyManBustACapGangstaLifewestSide<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hgk3qYdo1rtkefso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21096845862http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21096845862Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:55:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hgjsViRs1rtkefso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21096836976http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21096836976Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:55:00 -0400stdsactavatesexyherpesjustion beiber<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hgkgkMKq1rtkefso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21096857916http://gayngstaz.tumblr.com/post/21096857916Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:55:00 -0400justin beiberselenagomezLOLgangstaspeoplesexyasfuck